Miss Mediocrity

by L. $hamPain

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First single off the upcoming Turtles All the Way Down EP.


I am Miss Mediocrity.
Boytoy baby, put that tiara on me.
I am Miss Mediocrity.
Ain’t it all lovely?
Living is easy.

Cement underfoot, & big grey skies above me…
Close my eyes, and I could be anybody.
Nowhere to go now. I’m all I’ll ever be.
This is the top of the world… That’s what they told me.


Hold me at arm’s length & shine pale lights all over me…
Pour some Grey Goose out and we’ll have a party.
And I’ll say sweet nothings a little too loudly.
This is the top of the world — don’t you believe me?


Grey Goose & big grey skies
Boytoy baby, won’t you look me in the eyes?



released August 7, 2015
Written & recorded by L. $hamPain.
Mastered at Whitewater Recordings.



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Sounds like... Howard Hughes’ mind on a steamy summer night in 1936, electrified with champaign-soaked bubbles & all of his neurons synapsing endlessly between light & dark, Las Vegas & solitude, being the predator & being the prey.

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