by L. $hamPain

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It's just not funny anymore.
Misery's a bore.
Gamble away your Time --
Your nickels and shiny dimes
Cry a pretty river,
And go drown yourself in your own saltwater.

See if I care.
I'm too old & I've seen the same shit everywhere.
I've seen it in the street, seen it in the mirror & cheap lawn chairs.
See if I care.

It's just not charming anymore.
Suicide's a bore.
You hate your life -- how sad
They've all treated you so bad.
Cry a filthy river,
And go sink or swim in your own saltwater.


Spin the gun & spin the bottle
Call me later -- drive full throttle
Let's all go down in a blaze of smoke & tears.
What fun. Nothing better to do around here.



released June 30, 2015
Written & recorded by L. $hamPain.
Mastered at Whitewater Recordings.



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L. $hamPain Texas

Sounds like... Howard Hughes’ mind on a steamy summer night in 1936, electrified with champaign-soaked bubbles & all of his neurons synapsing endlessly between light & dark, Las Vegas & solitude, being the predator & being the prey.

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